only-one-canoli:

my only regret is the time i wasted on heterosexuality

(via thelesbianguide)


seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

(via kaeandlucy)


Lmao she is so done with my shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ohpretty-vibes


People come and go. Some are cigarette breaks, others are forest fires.

SEND ME A NUMBER

1: i'd bang you against a wall


Things I never told you

sixpenceee:

I’m

mesmerized

by the way

you completely

and utterly

annoy the shit out of me, god damn son 

(via ready-set-shag)


cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

(via thelunaschild)


Violence does not always take visible form, and not all wounds gush blood.
Haruki Murakami, 1Q84 (via feellng)

(via freeloadingoff-oflife)





tieme-takeme:

Because everything has to be about my boobs

(via rumgalaxy)


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dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

(via dutchster)